dutchster:

why can’t i meet cute girls who are into me at the places i like to hang out, like my room??

I found one and I got her. Happiest man alive.

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How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

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internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

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  • person:i hate cats
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