why can’t i meet cute girls who are into me at the places i like to hang out, like my room??
I found one and I got her. Happiest man alive.
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”